Liveblogging Rickmittgeddon: #1

[Daily Kos]

Daily Kos Wrote:Talk about it here. Watch it live on CNN or CNN.com.

5:00 PM PT: So ... I hear Satan has this debate in his crosshairs.

5:01 PM PT: John King says: This. Debate. Could. Change. Everything.

Sure. Except the part about the GOP is going to lose.

5:02 PM PT: This is an insane opening. My favorite is when they call Ron Paul "The Delegate Hunter." Maybe he is. But he's a terrible hunter.

5:03 PM PT: The candidates will be seated for this debate—it'll be interesting to see if that makes Mitt Romney any more or less awkward than normal.

5:04 PM PT: Who the hell tied Newt's tie? It looks a bit disheveled. I hate to think about the possibility that he just had a quickie in the green room...

5:04 PM PT: Here we go, national anthem time. Please rise and cross your heart. And watch out for Satan.

Read more at Daily Kos